PRE-SHOW:
The Miz vs Cody Rhodes
Rundown & prediction: No build, rhyme or reason for this match, so it gets no thoughts other than this: Miz wins.
MAIN CARD:
Fandango vs Chris Jericho
R & P: A Wrestlemania rematch that frankly 4 people wanna see for Fandango, and everyone else wants to see for Y2J. Since I'll make the assumption that Y2J will be at Payback next month and that'll be the finale of this feud, I'll go with Chris Jericho as your winner.
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
Kofi Kingston (c) vs Dean Ambrose
R & P: Well, this match certainly came out of nowhere, although I can't say I'm complaining. Dean Ambrose is the first member of the Shield to get a singles championship match, and I have no doubts he'll succeed... next month. Kofi is a transitional champion, but he'll get the victory Sunday night.
EXTREME RULES MATCH
Randy Orton vs Big Show
R & P: YAWN. SNORE. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. Who the hell cares? Big Show wins, world moves on.
STRAP MATCH
Mark Henry vs Sheamus
R & P: Can Sheamus just turn heel already? Seriously, for all the B A STAR stuff Sheamus does, he sure bullies Mark Henry an awful lot... and blindsides him... and cheap shots him... Mark Henry deserves the win, and he'll get it.
TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Team Hell No (c) vs Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns (The Shield)
R & P: Sorry, DBD & KANE.... MAY 19TH! But your amazing Reigns as the tag team champs are over. It's time to crown the new blood, the hounds of justice. Winners and your NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Tag Team Champs, THE SHIELD!!!!!
I QUIT #1 CONTENDERS MATCH
Jack Swagger w/ Jumanji Man AKA Fishin with Zeb vs Alberto Del Rio w/ Ricardo "I'm so over" Rodriguez
R & P: Poor Dolph's head :( He can't even defend the title. Sad stuff. In his absence, however, we get one of my favorite match stipulations ever... I QUIT!!!! With Zeb & Ricardo at ringside, we could see a highly creative ending. I think Del Rio gets the victory, and his rightful rematch, where he'll rightfully lose to Ziggler. Right?
STEEL CAGE MATCH
Brock Lesnar vs HHH
R & P: I Have high hopes for this match, if only because their Mania match fell flat. Brock + cage intrigues the fuck out of me. Unless HHH & his nose got out of hand, Brock will win an entertaining as hell match. I expect brutality. GIVE ME BRUTALITY!!!
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWE TITLE
Ryback vs Super Cena (c)
R & P: Cena wins, we all get pissy at having to deal with another month of crap.
ENJOY THE SHOW ON MAY 19TH.... IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN....