HHH: Oh man, Vince is making budget cuts! We’re going to have to tighten our belts for a while
Kofi: Yup.
HHH: Not gonna be easy to keep the product’s quality up, but I’m sure we’ll manage.
Kofi: Yup.
HHH: First things first. Entrance music. We can’t use licensed themes anymore. So we have to record our own.
Kofi: This oughta be interesting…
(door flies open)
Yoshi Tatsu: Konnichiwa!
Kofi: You’re gonna have HIM sing our music?
HHH: We’re just doing try-outs for now. Let’s get started.
(music similar to Motorhead’s “The Game” starts playing)
Yoshi: TIME TO PRAY GAME! IT ALL ABOUT GAME AND HOW YOU PRAY IT. ALL ABOUT CONTROR AND IF CAN TAKE IT…
Kofi: That’s terrible, man…
HHH: Good, good. Lets try another one.
(Cult of Personality starts)
Yoshi: ROOK IN MY EYE. WHAT YOU SEE? CURT OF PERSONARITY.
Kofi: Gah! My ears!
Yoshi: NEON RIGHTS NOBER PRIZE WHEN READER SPEAKS READER DIES.
HHH: Okay, that’s enough. We’ll call you.
(Yoshi bows, then leaves)
Kofi: That was horrible man.
HHH: It could have been worse. At least he’s not Jo-
(door flies open)
Cena: THE CHAMP. IS HERE.
HHH: John. You don’t work here anymore.
Cena: Yo, the unemployment line just ain’t my thing. So I came back hoping y’alld let me sing.
HHH: Alright fine. You can try out. Go ahead.
(Ryder’s theme starts)
Cena: Oh, radio, tell me everything you know, yo. We gon’ hit the club and get them ho’s, bro. John Cena’s Zack Ryder’s number one dude. But I stole his girl, now he’s in a bad mood. Chain gang soldiers represent in da-
HHH: Stop. Just stop. Get out. You’re still fired. Go.
Cena: Man, you a hater.
(Cena leaves)
HHH: Man, I hate that guy. Who’s next?
(door flies open)
Khali: BLARRRRGH
Kofi: Jesus Christ…
HHH: What’s up, The Great? Ready to start?
Khali: BLOO.
(Brodus Clay’s music plays)
Khali: SOOOOOBLARRRGHY CRAAAAGHHEL MYYY MORAGHMA
Kofi: Fuck this. I’m outta here.
HHH: But don’t you want to hear who’s going to sing your song?
(door flies open)
Orton: S…O… S… I… Hear… Them… Shout… Ing…
Kofi: Jesus fucking Christ.
(leaves)
Orton: Was… It… Something… I… Said…?