Presle: Vince, you old fuck! Let me go!
Vince: Not until you’re a card carrying member of the CENATION!
Presle: Go fuck yourself. I’d rather get molested by Pat Patterson.
Vince: That would never happen. Pat doesn’t dig brown guys. Just ask Tiger Ali Singh!
Presle: That’s fucking disgusting. Can I at least have something to eat?
(door flies open)
Cole: Who wants Fruity Pebbles?
Presle: I’m dead. That has to be it. One of those hookers robbed and killed me and now I’m in hell.
Cole: Oh no! You’re getting exactly what you deserve! You always use my name, but I’ve never appeared in BTK! You parody that hack Tazz, but not me? I have feelings, you know! What about me? What about Cole?
Raven: WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?
Presle: He doesn’t even work here! As for you, Cole, you blans piece of fuck. You want a parody? Listen… Hear that silence? That’s my parody of you after Lawler’s heart attack! The best work you ever did!
HHH: Holy shit…
Vince: Everyone shut up! We have work to do!
(Vince tosses Presle new rainbow Cena shirt)
Disembodied Voice: Wow!
Presle: It should be brown. FOR SHIT.
Cena: You think you’re funny, but you’re who the joke’s on. Now shut up and put my shirt on.
Presle: You can’t rhyme on with on, Lil Wayne. God, you’re a fucking tool.
Cena: Don’t hate cuz you can’t rhyme like me. My next shirt’s gonna be striped like a bee. WORD LIFE.
Presle: Are we sure this isn’t hell?
(door flies open)
Yes Man: Here you are, sir. The new Best of Cena DVD.
Presle: Haha, I bet the box is empty. There is no best of Cena!
HHH: *snicker*
Cena: Hey wait a minute…
DV: Does it have the match against Tensai? I gave that one five thumbs up!
Presle: YOU’RE A FUCKING VOICE YOU DONOT HAVE THUMBS. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY BE ANY PLACE BUT HELL. FUCK.
Cena: Fuck you man, Imma straight G. You may talk shit, but where’s your DVD?
Presle: I fucking give up.
Vince: On to the viewing!
(13 hours later)
Vince: So. What do you think of Cena now?
Presle: OHEMGEE. He’s like the best ever! Word life ruck fules chain gang Cenation 4ever!
Vince: SUCCESS!
To be concluded…