*Boss Man knocks on the cell door*
Boss Man: Presle, Hardy! Shower time, let's go!
Josh: Oh for fucks sake, I have to shower with him too?
Jeff Hardy: Being nude is an expression of art. Wait til you see the expressions on my penis
Josh: I kind of miss Cena now...
*cut to shower*
*Josh drops the soap*
Josh: (to himself) oh fuck. They're so gonna rape me, but I need to get clean or else Methy will start talking about my BO being a turn on...
*Josh bends down to pick up the soap*
*Goldust turns around to see Josh bending over*
Goldust: Bu-bu-bu-bu-brown boy ass is open! It's mine!
*Goldust runs over to try and rape Josh*
*explosion is heard*
Josh: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? DID WE JUST GET BOMBED?!?!? GET DOWN!!!
*Josh ducks and covers his head*
Hardy: Relax, dude. It's just the drugs messing with your head.
Josh: I didn't take any fucking drugs!
*Goldust goes for the kill on Josh’s asshole*
*Shower room door gets blown off the hinges*
*B-Team rushes in*
Bethany: R.I.P. JOSH’S BALLOON KNOT, WHY GOD WHY?!!!!!
*Steve jumps on Josh like he’s a live grenade*
*Jeremy and Bret give Goldust a Doomsday Device*
Jeff Hardy: I need to lay off the drugs. This shit is too weird even for me.
*Hardy runs off*
Bret: Hey Steve, I think you can get off of Josh now. And what happened to your clothes?
Steve: I need a few more minutes, and mind your fucking business.
Jeremy: I knew it…
*Boss Man runs into the room*
Bret: Aren't you dead?
*Boss Man swings his baton at Bret’s head but he misses*
*Everyone attacks Boss Man*
*Bethany shoves some C4 down the front of Boss Man’s shirt*
*Clicks detonator*
Bethany: BOOM.
*Boss Man explodes like a beached whale being hit by a torpedo*
Bret: GROSS!! I GOT SOME BOSS MAN IN MY HAIR.
Steve: You should be used to that.
*looks at Jeremy and gives him a thumbs up*
*Everyone laughs*
Josh: I thought my asshole was done for. Thanks for rescuing me.
Jeremy: We’re not out of the woods yet. We still have to make our way out of here.
Bret: Can I take a shit first?
Josh: Not unless you wanna get raped after.
Bret: Flaming shits can wait. Let's fucking go!
*B-Team runs through the hole in the wall*
*guards surround B-Team*
Josh: Now we're fucked. Hey, why's Boss Man all floaty?
*points to ghost of Big Boss Man*
Ghost Boss Man: Thanks for killing me, assholes! Just wait until you cross over and are forced to serve HARD TIME, Punks!!
*disappears*
Jeremy: No time to worry about deceased fake prison guards. We'd need a miracle now.
Officer Palsy: Hands in the air!
*whoosh sound is heard*
*Hurricane Helms flies in*
Hurricane: Fear not citizens, The Hurricane is here to save the day! *looks at guards* Yo, guards. This dude got released weeks ago; his friends are just coming to pick him up and you trying to arrest them? WHATSUPWITDAT?
*crosses arms*
Officer Palsy: Okay, cuff him.
*other officers cuff Helms*
Officer Palsy: I don't know how this guy keeps breaking out of the psych ward. I guess we'll need a tighter lock next time. Stick him in Psycho Sid's cell, he'll enjoy the company.
*turns back to B-Team*
*they aren't there*
Officer Palsy: Where the hell did they go? FIND THEM!!
*cut to just outside the prison walls*
Steve: Man, I sure am glad Helms provided that awesome distraction.
Josh: And I thought nearly getting ass raped by Ahmed Johnson's ex boyfriend was bad...
Jeremy: No matter now, we got you out. Now, let's get you back to Kayfabe headquarters. You've got some catching up to do!
*ground rumbles*
*B-team van door flies open*
Vince: WELCOME EVERYONE. TO MONDAY NIGHT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.
Josh: Not again...
*A-Team music plays*
*Credits Roll*