HHH: I sure do love these international tours.
Justin Gabriel: Me too! It's so exciting to be back home. It's the one time a year people still remember I exist!
HHH: Yeah well, the 450 splash isn't gonna get you over kid.
Justin: WE ARE ONE.
HHH: Nexus hasn't been around for years now.
Justin: I know, I just miss it so much...
*HHH snickers to himself*
Justin: Whatever, I'm out of here.
*Justin jumps on a chair and 450 splashes out of sight*
HHH: Well, time to get back to work.
*A snake crawls in front of HHH*
HHH: Son of a bitch. Roberts, you left Damian out AGAIN!
*Randy Orton shows up*
Orton: Sorry... Hunter... I... was... just... playing... with... Damian...
HHH: Even an actual viper can't make you vicious. You ready for your match tonight?
Orton: Match... tonight...?
HHH: Yeah, you're facing Langston. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Orton: His... finisher... doesn't... hurt... I... should... be... okay...
*cut to the ring during Orton's match*
Orton: Big... E... it's... time... for... me... to... hit
Langston: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Big E pulls down his singlet*
Orton: Forget... it...
*Orton RKO's Big E and pins him*
Orton: That... was... easy...
*fans cheer for some unknown reason*
Orton: Time... to... celebrate...
*Orton goes up on the turnbuckle*
HHH: Huh, that actually didn't go half bad. Hey, who's that guy in the ring with Randy?
*random fan low blows Orton*
Orton: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*flips fan off*
Orton: I WILL PUNT YOU IN YOUR SKULL! GET OVER HERE!
*fan is shocked Orton is speaking at normal speeds, and is too shocked to fight security*
*cut to backstage*
HHH: Randy, you alright?
Orton: YEAH, I'M FINE. LEGEND KILLER! RATED RKO!
HHH: Umm, you sure? You seem like you've been knocked back 10 years.
Orton: 10 years? IN 10 YEARS HUNTER, THERE WON'T BE ANY. LEGENDS. LEFT. BECAUSE I'LL HAVE KILLED THEM ALL!
HHH: Where's the doc at? I think we got a problem.
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF: RANDY ORTON BECOMES WATCHABLE!