R-Truth: What's up?
HHH: Ron? What are you doing here? Where's Kofi?
R-Truth: LITTLE JIMMY!!
HHH: Riiiiiight... anyways, Daniel! Come here real quick.
Daniel Bryan Danielson: YES! YES! YES! YES! What's up, boss?
HHH: I know last week was a big week for you...
DBD: YES!
HHH: This week, we're gonna put you in a gauntlet match to get you over...
DBD: YES!
HHH: You'll wrestle Jack Swagger...
DBD: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
HHH: But this is your big push!
*ground rumbles*
*curtain flies open*
Vince: WELCOME EVERYONE, TO MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
HHH: Hey pop, glad you're here. I was just getting Daniel ready for his big night tonight.
Vince: Huh? Who is this goat?
DBD: You don't know me?
Vince: Well I...
DBD: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
*HHH snickers to himself*
Vince: DAMMIT, YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY??
*curtain flies open again*
John Cena: THE CHAMP. IS. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE.
Vince: Thank God... no wait, thank ME.
HHH: John, what the hell do you want?
Cena: Yo, my name is John Cena and I'm on a roll. Why you made me defend my title against a troll?
DBD: Troll? NO! NO!
Cena: I ain't gonna front, this guy can work. Just like my Bella twin when I make her nipple get perked.
HHH: Well now that that's over...
Vince: I can get to my order of business, NICKNAMES.
HHH: Oh lord...
Vince: Goat face, your nickname is TINY. Because nobody your size will EVER be WWE champion!
R-Truth: REY MYSTERIO AND LITTLE JIMMY WERE CHAMPIONS!!
Cena: This guy was once a number one contender? That's messed up, dawg.
HHH: Anyways, so Daniel, you good for 3 matches tonight?
DBD: YES! YES!
Vince: 3 matches, eh? I got a better idea. We'll put RYBACK in the last match, and he'll put you through a table!
DBD: ...
Vince: And, we'll have you and my boy CENA sign a contract to start Raw! Brad Maddox can bury you!
DBD: ...
HHH: I think you broke him.
DBD: *faints*
Vince: YES! YES! YES! NOW GO MAKE ME SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAY.
Cena: My fans await me, time to go. Monday night Raw is the John Cena show!
HHH: This is gonna be a disaster...